hey guys. i dun know why the entries don't show ><
i'll see if i can do anything about it,. but i really don't know >< hahah. if realyl cannot, then i think i will make a new skin altogether yeahh ><
Hi 7A! Please discuss class outing matters here, on the blog, so the blog will look more happening haha. About ice skating, the rink is closed from 8th - 10th for hockey tournaments, so please take note. And I know that there is a K box opposite the rink, but I am not sure whether there is pool though. +The rink will close at 5pm on 17th Feb. ++ Admission charges for skating is around $15 each for 2 hours.
And please be reminded to DO YOUR ECONS ASSIGNMENT. I almost forgot about it.
STRESS RELIEVER xD
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
sorry guys i dont know how to make it appear on the blog >< maybe someone can teach me. But here's the link to it!
Some "interesting" pics for u all!
Some "interesting" pics for u all!
Hi all, Bernard here. Jus found out about e class blog (i know im lag...) so here to post! A joke to start with...
There was once 3 vampires. The first vampire went out to drink blood, and came back with his whole mouth full of blood. The other 2 vampires were v surprised so they asked him where he got so much blood from. He said, "you see that building over there, alot of old pple, v easy to suck their blood".
The 2nd vampire then went out, and came back with his whole face full of blood! The other 2 vampires were v surprised so they asked him where he got so much blood from. He said, "u see that building over there, alot of young children, v easy to suck their blood"
The last vampire then went out, and came back with his whole body full of blood! The other 2 vampires were v surprised so they asked him where he got so much blood from. He said, "u see that building over there, I didnt see it."
My second post!
Hi guys again! Well im glad to see that they are active people contributing to the blog but i hope the rest can do so too! I believe all of us can put aside some time from our busy schedule to just spend a little time on this blog :) Judging for the Class Blog competition is starting soon so what are you guys waiting for? START BLOGGING xD
haha... Dennis' jokes are so farnie.. have to stop reading them before I make a spectacle of myself in the staffroom.. haha..
Aniwaes, this is my small contribution to the joke bank. Keep it coming! It would brighten up our day! =)
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:"Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:"Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it. Caution . . .
. . . They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
. . . They Walk Among Us!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "I! s that Eastern or Pacific time?"Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . .
.. . . They Walk Among Us!
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . . . . .
. . . They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk
. . . They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
. . . They Walk Among Us!
========== I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned. . . . . . .
. . . They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet? " . . . .
. . . They Walk Among Us!
While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time befo! re responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
. . . Yep,. . They Walk Among Us too.
Monday, January 29, 2007
Hi guys! Well so it has been around 3 weeks of lessons which we have been through. How's everything coming along for all of you? Well for me i guess i still can cope well except for some concepts with Chemistry and math. Anyway i feel that our class is quite fun just that more ppl should turn up for fac dance! Im sure all of us would want ARES to win again this year xD So yupp i would hope to see more ppl turn up for fac dance this coming week :) Well anyway lets hope next week would be another week of fun classes etc. Not to forget stanley would be returning next week!
Sunday, January 28, 2007
muahahaha its me THE dennis..muahahahaha let me tell you some jokes.
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer."Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
"Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'""But that's right!" "Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'""What's the fucking difference?""That's exactly what I said!"
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy."No," she replied."Thank goodness!"
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
The answer to the problem was "log(1+x)". A student copied the answer from the student next to him, but didn't want to make it obvious that he was cheating, so he changed the answer slightly, to "timber(1+x)".
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: This is my father speaking!
Here are some ways to irritate people:
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
Speak only in a "robot" voice.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
Ask people what gender they are.
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
On the Beach: Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can.
If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to duck under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!"
Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as you can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers
Bring a cellular phone. Call God. Say, "The reception is much clearer up here...." Bring your computer keyboard without a monitor. Place it on your lap. Stare into the palm of your hand. Wait. Push the return key a few times. Yell out "Yes! Alright! I told them I didn't need a laptop!" Plug the headphones into your nostril and play Doom.
Bring a scatter rug and tiny draperies. Hang a "Home Sweet Home" plaque on the back of the seat in front of you. Invite your fellow passengers in for tea.
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
During the meal, loudly explain that on time you ate shark fin soup and proceeded to puke all over the airplane, spewing chunks of shark on the other passengers
Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it
Mess up your hair, untuck your shirt, basically look crude, and mingle with a first class guy as if you were long-lost friends
Lead a bible study session in the back of the plane.
Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.
Pretend you're flying the plane.
Ride carry-on luggage down the aisle, yelling "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ha!"
Scream and dive under your seat for no apparent reason.
Start singing the Shari Lewis theme, "This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because, this is the song that never ends...." Suddenly realize that you can never stop singing. Become very panicky. Scrawl "Help me" on a piece of paper and hand it to the person sitting next to you. Claw at your throat and thrash around in the seat. Never stop singing.
Steal a businessman's laptop, play solitaire on it.
With the person next to you, discuss cannabilism among airline crash passengers on deserted islands.
--- Thins to say to annoy people:
Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?
Oh damn, my diaper's wet again!
Annoying Things To Do At School:
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
TTyyppee eevveerryy lleetttteerr ttwwiiccee..
Tell the professor that you need an extension because one of your primary sources is an old wise man in Tibet and he won't see you until the next full moon.
At the end of your exam paper, write "this paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds"
--- Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say, "HA-HA, fooled you!".
Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.
Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
--- Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Poke the person next to you repeatedly with your fork. If they try to retaliate, curl into a ball and start crying for your mother.
This only works if the person has their back to you. Select a single strand of hair from the person's head and pull gently. When they reach up to touch their hair or try to turn around, look at the ceiling or pretend to read the menu. Repeat constantly.
Help yourself to other people's meals. If they complain, pretend to stick your fingers down your throat and ask them if they'd like their food back.
haha. I got these from some animal book, so I hope you find these information useful.
- Female marsupials have 2 vaginas, and a 3rd one which forms just before birth to act as a birth canal. Some male marsupials may have forked penises, to better copulate.
-Virginia Opossums have 24 babies, but only 16-18 teats, so only that many survive.
- Bats make up 1/4 of all mammals known to man. Only insect-eating bats use echolocation. The rest rely on vision to locate fruits.
-Jumping spiders get turned on by UV Light and feel an urge to make sexytime. (From Papers)
- Honey is saturated Nectar. Bees flap their wings rapidly to fan nectar until it thickens to form Honey, which is then stored in cells coated with Beeswax.
- Red Kangaroos are considered pests in Australia.
Thats about all the facts i gleaned from the book so far. haha
Friday, January 26, 2007
Title: We Love GP!
Hi it's me Jianghao again! Class blog competition has started today, so we must all contribute alright? I shall start the ball rolling by putting up a gp essay that I wrote yesterday and you all can comment or discuss abt it. The essay is a bit crappy, so DON'T FLAME ME. Haha just kidding.
Question: Why is Dennis Khoo still turning to religion?
Since time immemorial, people called Dennis have turned to religion. They believed that having a god could help them solve many problems. They prayed for health, luck and even happiness. Religion was a means of communication with god. Yet today, Dennis is still turning to religion. While many would have criticized him for his foolishness, I believe that it is perfectly justified for him to turn to religion. In my opinion, not having a religion would equate a meaningless life and create a boring society. So what are the factors that have prompted Dennis to be such a pious person? In this essay, I will attempt to explain this phenomenon.
The underlying reason for Dennis to be so religious is that he hates looking like an Indian. Despite numerous surgeries to bleach his skin, every one was a futile attempt. Hence he hopes to achieve whiteness by asking god to make him whiter. Through daily prayers, Dennis aims to make his message clear to god that he hates being called an Indian or Malay. Although by no means is Dennis racist, it is definitely clear that he detests blacks. I believe it is this mindset that clearly demarcates Dennis from the rest. While ordinary people would have committed suicide, he has shown resilience by not giving up but instead turning to god. It is this spirit that drives people to succeed and certainly Dennis has demonstrated this remarkable ability. Hence he is perfectly justified to turn to religion.
Another push factor for Dennis is that he needs to sleep with the air-con switched on. Due to the fact that the boarding school has no air-conditioning, Dennis has been suffering from insomnia ever since he moved in. By turning to religion, Dennis believes that god will send angels to watch over him every night. While the existence of angels is debatable, Dennis has certainly solved his sleep problems ever since he started praying. It is theorized that angels telling lame jokes has provided the necessary coldness for curing Dennis' insomnia. Not only does religion help Dennis in his sleep, it has also made him a better-disciplined person. Through reading holy books, Dennis has learned many important life skills such as reading and differentiating between holy and unholy books. It is this religious education that has allowed Dennis to lead such a meaningful life. Therefore he has made the right decision to make religion one of his lifelong guiding principles.
If we carefully peruse the pull factors, it is not hard to see why Dennis has such a reverence for god. Religion allows him to have someone to turn to when he faces problems or is having a bad day. Religion is like a listening ear which never complains or whines. Therefore Dennis will never feel lonely whenever he prays. Also, religion lets him have time to reflect on his mistakes and repent from his sins. it primarily serves as an invisible guiding hand paving the right road for him. In addition, religion helps to alleviate stress and steers him to be a more optimistic person. By praying, Dennis can momentarily forget his troubles and worries so that he can concentrate on chanting religious words such as "om". With so much benefits of having a god, it is no surprise that Dennis has turned to religion.
In conclusion, the advantages of Dennis having a religion are unlimited. From psychological benefits to physical enhancements, it is undeniable that Dennis has his justifications to continue turning to religion. As we continue to progress in the 21st century, we can definitely expect more people to turn to religion.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Hi all, jianghao here! This blog is lyke quite dead.... haha so few ppl tag one. U all must read the blog everyday like reading the emb k? And hor, we must link everyone's blog up so we can all spam tags and comments! From what I know, there going to be a class blogging competition soon, so we must all contribute regularly to this blog. Alright that's it bahz...
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
heyhey. this is evelyn here. just wanna post some announcements hopefully, you guys will check this page constantly!
1. 22Jan we have PE conditioning.
2. 26 Feb- Chemistry Test
3. 5th March - Biology Test
anyways. we also have some library tour thing. it is from 230 to 300 on thursday! so please stay back. we need to find the librarian michelle. heh. yeahh.
the story goes like that: many sec 4s of 2006 (our batch) left their test tubes behind in the science lab drawers after graduating. the lab technician, mdm lim, apparently passed on this message that whoever leaves their test tubes behind after graduating will have their test tubes 'confiscated' by the science lab ppl, but NONE of us heard this, so we didnt bring home our test tubes. i was one of those who had my test tubes taken by them =( ...
to make some money, the lab techs cleaned our leftover test tubes, and they are now selling them for $2 for a pack of six, which is quite cheap compared to the bookshop prices. i learnt about this when i went over to the high school side this afternoon to get back my test tubes, and i saw that there arent many packs left (about 1 basket of test tubes remaining).
so ppl who want to buy cheap test tubes and dun mind 2nd hand goods can go to the high school chemistry lab to look for mdm long to buy your test tubes! theyre actually as good as new! those not from high school can just ask someone formerly from high school side to bring you over. try to be quick cos i'm not sure how many test tubes are there remaining.